unexotic:

unexotic:

is ur music ever so loud u feel like ur suffocating

update: i was having an asthma attack

princess-caboose:

mrdecraprio:

excuse you

wHO DID THIS.

yoU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH THIS MADE ME LAUGH OH MY GOD MY CO-WORKERS ARE LOOKING AT ME WEIRD princess-caboose:

mrdecraprio:

excuse you

wHO DID THIS.

yoU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH THIS MADE ME LAUGH OH MY GOD MY CO-WORKERS ARE LOOKING AT ME WEIRD princess-caboose:

mrdecraprio:

excuse you

wHO DID THIS.

yoU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH THIS MADE ME LAUGH OH MY GOD MY CO-WORKERS ARE LOOKING AT ME WEIRD princess-caboose:

mrdecraprio:

excuse you

wHO DID THIS.

yoU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH THIS MADE ME LAUGH OH MY GOD MY CO-WORKERS ARE LOOKING AT ME WEIRD princess-caboose:

mrdecraprio:

excuse you

wHO DID THIS.

yoU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH THIS MADE ME LAUGH OH MY GOD MY CO-WORKERS ARE LOOKING AT ME WEIRD princess-caboose:

mrdecraprio:

excuse you

wHO DID THIS.

yoU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH THIS MADE ME LAUGH OH MY GOD MY CO-WORKERS ARE LOOKING AT ME WEIRD princess-caboose:

mrdecraprio:

excuse you

wHO DID THIS.

yoU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH THIS MADE ME LAUGH OH MY GOD MY CO-WORKERS ARE LOOKING AT ME WEIRD

princess-caboose:

mrdecraprio:

excuse you

wHO DID THIS.

yoU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH THIS MADE ME LAUGH OH MY GOD MY CO-WORKERS ARE LOOKING AT ME WEIRD

thursjournal:

hopesploder:

i literally procrastinate talking to my friends like it hits me “oh shit i havent talked to that friend in a while” and im like “yeah ill have to do that later” and then i dont

then i feel really guilty about it and [AVOIDANCE INTENSIFIES]

(Source: ryuzaki-senpai)

say-when-swan:

Soon we will be watching this adorable idiot talk about CS and being adorable

Can Hook’s new clothes just be Colin’s?

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

lolsanrolls:

memeguy-com:

This Kid Is Going Places

i work with a few kids that would do this in a second. I turn away for two seconds and they have scaled the fricken bookshelf!

ouat challenge:
day 14: favourite scene → jefferson and grace’s reunion

luaren:

honestly can’t wait for the 50 shades movie to normalize the manipulation of lower-level female employees.  can’t wait for the new wave of “consent is sexy” banners on the cover of cosmo.  can’t wait for teen girls to think that a controlling relationship is romantic.  can’t wait for sexualized violence to become increasingly mainstream.  and most of all, i can’t wait for bdsm to be labeled a feminist revolution

sheriffswan:

You think I’m crazy?

#anti-regina#emma swan#regina mills#okay look at this and tell me regina was never abusive to henry#even if he were delusional who the FUCK would think this is the best way to handle?#no one#NO ONE#this is all an attack on emma and regina doesn’t care who gets in the way#she’ll use and hurt henry to do so#just like she killed her own father to get ‘revenge’ on snow#and also important is what happens at the end here#the camera STAYS ON REGINA#we get to see her little smirk drop#see her look troubled#and this consistently happens throughout the show#it’s a technique to foster sympathy because ‘oh look she feels so awful she’s about to cry’#we are shown so many scenes like this from REGINA’s perspective#and that’s why people are so defensive#but the thing is#she does feel bad she does regret what she’s doing she does hate it she is sad and damaged#i’ll give you all that#but it DOESN’T CHANGE A THING#she’s still going ahead and HURTING PEOPLE#people whom she is supposed to love MORE THAN ANYTHING#just to inflict more pain on others (who have never ever tried to hurt her)

THANK YOU. I don’t hate Regina but the fact that the fandom doesn’t acknowledge that what she put Henry through was abuse is extremely concerning. She MENTALLY and EMOTIONALLY ABUSED her son. End of.

(Source: onceland)

clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

rightnextdoortonowhere:

For all you Swan Thief, Swan Fire, Swan Queen people out there who keep referring to the Captain Hook/Captain Swan rape culture, here’s the dictionary definition of Rape so you can stop sounding like morons.

Flirting with someone isn’t rape. Using innuendos isn’t rape. Kissing someone isn’t rape. Neal is dead, and Regina isn’t getting with Emma. Get over it and stop being pathetic.

PLEASE USE THE ANTI TAGS. THE LAST THING WE WANT IS A SHIP WAR IN OUR CS TAG.

I know you’re trying to put an argument to rest but all you will get is a bunch of bull-headed people who won’t budge. Don’t think you’re the first to try and provide a full definition (sometimes based from real experience) of rape, rape culture, sexual harassment or any of the sort. Fact is, there are people in the fandom that hate CS no matter what, and they will use any means necessary (such as falsifying information or taking situations out of context and completely blowing them out of proportion) to try sink the ship.

Forget the rest of the fandumb, just bask in the enjoyment of your ship :)

Things my heart used to know, things it yearns to remember.

(Source: anastasiasjourney)

sarellathesphinx:

karlosmadera:

So it’s 3AM and It’s just occurred to me that the most telling scene in the entire Harry Potter franchise is the scene following the announcement of the participants of the Triwizard tournament.

When Harry’s name is pulled out of the cup, literally one of the first things he is asked is “did you ask an older boy to put your name in the cup for you?" or something to that effect, insinuating that, that was something nobody prepared for and that it was something that totally would have worked if anyone had been smart enough to figure it out.

However, in an earlier scene a student is turned into a hundred year old man when they try to artificially age themselves with a potion and put their name into the cup. Meaning someone trying to dangerously age themselves with potion they aren’t familiar with was something the teachers genuinely considered to be more likely than someone asking for fucking help from another student.

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In other words, the wizards in Harry Potter’s world are so reliant on magic that it doesn’t occur to anyone save for people like Harry that asking for help is even an option in a given situation. This explains why wizards are so fucking ass-backwards at everything, they’re so confident that their magic is capable of doing everything for them that it has never occurred to fucking anyone that perhaps asking for help from the muggle world might be of some use.

Think about it, the wizarding world hasn’t changed in hundreds of years while in that same space of time the muggle world has figured out fucking space travel. I know it’s a cliché to say to say someone could have fucking shot Voldemort, but seriously, somebody totally fucking could have, he killed like 50 people, he was effectively a terrorist, if anyone in the wizarding world bothered to ask for help from the muggles instead of just telling them there was an invisible asshole flying around shooting death curses at everyone, they may have been able to help. 

Pretty much the only reason Voldermort thinks he’s better than muggles is because he’s able to kill them with impunity using magic, something he’s only able to do so easily because muggles don’t understand what magic is. Voldemort is basically like a fucking disease, he’s an invisible, lurking entity preying on mankind from the shadows like a cowardly piece of shit. You know what else did that? Smallpox and we stomped that to death the second we understood it. That’s the difference between muggles and wizards, when muggles don’t understand something, they figure it out.

And here’s the kicker, the only reason muggles don’t understand magic at all is because the wizarding world deliberately withholds information about it. However, even if the wizarding world kept doing that, it’d only be a matter of time until a muggle figured out what magic was and how to stop or harness it because that’s what humanity does, it pushes past what we think is impossible to see what’s on the other side. We didn’t understand the sun as a species originally and now we use it to power satellites and smartphones.

The wizarding world isn’t a realm of infinite possibilities, it’s a universe of strict limitations where boundaries are never questioned. The muggle world is where the real magic happens. That’s why during the course of the Harry Potter books, which are set between 1991 and 1998, the muggle world (our world) discovered dark matter, cloned a sheep and invented fucking MP3s while the wizarding world were literally paying some dipshit to figure out what the purpose of a rubber duck was.

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Wow, I really shouldn’t think about this stuff when it’s like 3AM, it gets kind of dark.